So, picked up change on my dresser and noticed something odd. A penny without the Lincoln memorial on the back. I was like “aw, man, you gave me this Candadian penny?” but no, it’s American. Just looks likes someone took MS publisher shapes and stamped it on the back. Obviously, this is a sign that America is going downhill and everything is terrible.
Dang it, dream girl.
Last night, I met the girl of my dreams. Unfortunately, I woke up to find that last statement literal. Humorous and disheartening. I barely got to spend any time with her, and I’ve already forgotten some of that. What I do remember is that she enjoyed the rain and splashing in puddles. She had long semi-curly brown hair (then again, it was raining, so maybe it was just frizzy, doesn’t...
I’m sitting in a coffee shop trying to read some C.S. Lewis (Out of the Silent Planet, specifically). But my mind will not focus. I read three pages. They were a good three pages, but I couldn’t go on. I’m so distracted by everything: the dozens of topics flying around in my mind and the random stimuli here in my favorite cafe. In front of me, there is a rather attractive, but...
Anonymous asked: what did you do, toss yourself into the sun?